This is Craig:
He is a highly evolved member of society.
He was once a Poet Laureate of some midwest state/city/province.
I have seen this man jump off balconies to avoid police officers.
I have also seen him buy and consume 'NRG Alcoholic Beverage.'
This is some of the work he perpetuates:
When we decide to do something with our lives, I will show you more.